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Saturday, December 17, 2011

She hates my cargos

I went to visit my friend. We were to go for a movie. I was wearing my favorite cargo - the one which looks like an army pant. They are quite comfortable and I wear it on weekends wherever I am going. It was one such weekend.

She asked “Where did you buy this cargo”

I answered “Big-bazar. Isn’t it nice?”

She answered in the negative.

I didn’t bother as she disliked most of the things I liked. I thought the matter was closed.


Next day we met again. I was again wearing the same cargos. She saw them and said “Not again”

I said “Well you see these are my favorites. And until it is a formal occasion I wear these on weekends”

She “They don’t look good. I will buy you new ones.”

I “I am comfortable in this. I don’t want new ones. What makes you dislike them?”

She “They look cheap. And don’t suit you.”

I “Because they are from big-bazaar?”

She “Maybe”

I “I don’t care. I am comfortable in them.”


Next weekend I again met her in my cargos. She said she isn’t going anywhere with me until I change the cargos. I replied “Ok. Then let’s just stay here. I am not changing my cargos ”

She said “I am going to cut this cargo”

I “Doesn’t matter. I will still wear them”

She “I will cut it at places you won’t dare to wear them”

I “I don’t mind. I will be with you so you would be embarrassed”

She “We’ll see. I might even burn your cargos.”

I “What have you got against them. They are very comfortable and I don’t want any harm to them”


I am left wondering how come she hates my cargos so much.

8 comments:

montylee said...

lol

Sahil Madan said...

Desi boy :-)

shubhi said...

I hate your cargos !!!

Anonymous said...

Hypothetical question: What would you do if she actually burns them one day?

Shubhi said...

What would you prefer : to be in them or out of them when i burn them ???

UnknownWriter said...

I would protect it - doesn't matter if I am in it or out of it :)

Anonymous said...

ha, ha, ha...I couldnt stop laughing visualising you guys arguing on this..PP - remember the same thing with you when it's Man U tshirts we wear??---or did you forget that, although you dont go to the extreme of stating you'd burn them.

UnknownWriter said...

@Anonymous: I do remember dude. But next time I might actually do what I keep saying :P
Also, use your name dude, instead of Anonymous :)